Cheeky triathlon tee with retro stripes, sport icons, and playful text for athletes who live the swim-bike-run lifestyle every Saturday.
The story behind this design
A winking nod to the triathlon training schedule. The phrase "A Threesome Every Weekend" sits at the top in bold caps, setting up the punchline delivered below: small illustrated icons of a swimmer, cyclist, and runner, followed by the word "Swim," "Bike," and "Run" in vibrant color blocks—each icon and label in its own horizontal stripe of retro orange, gold, and turquoise. The design walks the line between cheeky and earnest, celebrating the weekly ritual of juggling three sports with tongue firmly in cheek. It's confident without being crude, clever without trying too hard.
Who it's for
For the dedicated weekend warrior who trains Friday nights through Sunday mornings, or the triathlete with a sense of humor about their obsession. Perfect as a gift for training partners, a race-day outfit, or someone in the triathlon community who appreciates a design that speaks their language. Appeals to athletes with dry wit who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves.













