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All of the Coffee None of the Carbs
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All of the Coffee None of the Carbs

$21.95 · Unisex T-Shirt
Fit Unisex
Style T-Shirt
Color Black
Size M

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Humorous fitness tee balancing coffee obsession with dietary goals, featuring an illustrated cup and playful typography on a black shirt.

The story behind this design

A warm, hand-drawn coffee cup sits center-stage on this black shirt, rendered in soft golden and orange tones with rich color detail. The text wraps around it in a casual, friendly layout: 'All the Coffee' frames the top with leaf illustrations, while 'None of the Carbs' finishes the bottom. The tone is tongue-in-cheek—it nods to the coffee-fueled life many active people live while poking fun at the dietary precision of fitness culture. The art style is approachable and slightly vintage, leaning on humor rather than intensity. It's the kind of design that gets laughs at the gym because everyone relates to the contradiction it celebrates.

Who it's for

Great for coffee lovers who take their fitness seriously but refuse to be joyless about it. Gift it to gym friends who live on espresso and meal prep, or to someone starting their fitness journey who needs a laugh about the lifestyle changes. Perfect for the person who'd rather joke about their habits than lecture others about theirs.

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