Bourbon E-Coli Suck It Lettuce tee with retro stripes and a bourbon glass—a cheeky, humorous shirt making a bold claim about whiskey's track record.
The story behind this design
This design takes a darkly funny angle on food safety with a retro aesthetic. Horizontal stripes in gold, cream, orange, red, and navy backdrop a centered illustration of a bourbon glass with ice, rendered in a classic line-art style. Bold text declares 'Bourbon Has Never Been Recalled For E-Coli' across the top and 'Suck It Lettuce' at the bottom, mixing cheeky criticism of salad with absurdist confidence in bourbon. The weathered, distressed print and nostalgic color scheme give it a vintage bar-joke energy. It's irreverent humor delivered with a retro visual style—not for the easily offended.
Who it's for
Adults with a sharper sense of humor and bourbon lovers who appreciate irreverent jokes will find this shirt's wit genuinely funny. Ideal for whiskey enthusiasts, people who enjoy dark comedy, or anyone fed up with food-safety headlines. Works as a gag gift among friends who share edgy humor, or a conversation starter at adult gatherings and casual settings.
