Bryan nutrition facts tee plays a funny personal joke—a fake nutrition label with the name Bryan and humorous skill percentages.
The story behind this design
Imagine a nutrition label, but instead of food, it's a person. This design mimics that familiar layout with a clean, readable sans-serif font. The name 'Bryan' sits at the top in bold white text. Below is 'Serving Size: 1 Awesome Man,' then a table with rows like 'Hard Working,' 'Unrivaled Skill,' 'Funny,' 'Wrong Answers,' 'Flatulence,' and 'Good Looking,' each paired with a daily value percentage. Some are humorous exaggerations (1000%, 500%, 200%), others are zeroed out for comedic effect. The whole thing is framed and structured like a real product label, printed cleanly on black, giving it a clever, custom feel that someone might actually spend time reading.
Who it's for
Bryans will get this immediately and love it. Also perfect for friends or family members who want to roast someone in the gentlest, funniest way possible. Works as a gag birthday gift, groomsman present, or just because present for someone who appreciates corny humor. The personalization makes it feel special and thought-out, not mass-produced.













