Black tee with 'Don't Panic! I'm a Professional Cycling Addict' in distressed white letters—a tongue-in-cheek shirt for devoted cyclists who live for the ride.
The story behind this design
This black tee features large, distressed white text proclaiming 'Don't Panic! I'm a Professional Cycling Addict,' with the phrase 'professional' and 'cycling addict' stacked for emphasis. The distressed, worn lettering style gives it an authentic, lived-in feel—as though this declaration has been worn and believed in for years. The message is playful and self-aware: it's a badge of honor for someone utterly devoted to cycling, framed with just enough humor to keep it light. Simple, bold typography, no extra graphics, just the pure confidence of someone who knows exactly who they are.
Who it's for
Perfect for passionate cyclists who proudly wear their obsession. Cyclists, triathlon enthusiasts, commuters, and anyone whose identity centers on their bike will connect with this. Great as a gift for someone training for an event, a cycling club member, or anyone who jokes about their 'addiction' to riding. Suits casual wear, cycling events, and anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor about their lifestyle.













