Funny hometown tee with a bold attitude: 'Don't Try to Keep Up I'm From Des Moines' in white and orange text on black—great for locals with attitude.
The story behind this design
White block letters spell out 'Don't Try to Keep Up I'm From' in distressed, confident typography across the chest, with Des Moines emphasized in bright burnt orange below. The message is tongue-in-cheek braggadocio—the kind of playful hometown pride that works as humor rather than ego. The distressed texture in the lettering gives it an authentic, worn-in feel, like a tee you've loved for years. Set against solid black, the contrast between crisp white and warm orange creates visual pop without feeling slick. This is design that leans into personality and wit, perfect for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously but absolutely takes their roots seriously.
Who it's for
This appeals to Des Moines natives with a sense of humor, people who rep their hometown with attitude, and anyone who enjoys wearing a joke that only locals will fully appreciate. It's a standout gift for someone moving away, a gag tee for a Des Moines friend's birthday, or merch for local events and gatherings. Best suited for wearers who like their clothing to have personality and a little edge.
