Everett Girl tee with nutrition label parody design on black—a humorous, celebration-of-self shirt perfect for anyone claiming Everett as home.
The story behind this design
The design mimics a food or supplement label, opening with 'Everett Girl' as the product name in white text. Below, a faux nutrition table lists attributes: Hard Working 1000%, Unrivaled Skill 500%, Passion 100%, Wrong Answers 0%, Multitasking 100% + 110%, and Sassy 200%. A small disclaimer reads 'Percent daily values are based on your unique diet.' The playful typography and mock-official format turn hometown pride into self-aware humor, celebrating both Everett roots and a spirited personality. It's clever without being try-hard, and the percentages that exceed 100% add a winking quality that suggests confidence and sass.
Who it's for
Ideal for women and girls from Everett, Massachusetts, or anyone who identifies with the Everett vibe and attitude. Perfect gift for a friend moving away, a birthday present for someone with a strong sense of self-humor, or a celebration of New England pride. Works great for casual wear or as a conversation piece at gatherings where it will land with people who know the area or appreciate the joke.













