A black Fairy Security tee with aviator sunglasses reflecting a tiny winged fairy, an easy costume shirt for the parent guarding a little fairy.
The story behind this design
This design keeps things simple and lets the joke work. FAIRY sits at the top in tall, distressed white letters, and SECURITY sits at the bottom in the same worn block type, like the back of a staff shirt. Between them is a large pair of aviator sunglasses drawn in thin white outline. The left lens shows only a curved glare line, while the right lens reflects a small fairy silhouette with wings, blowing a trail of stars from her hand. The clean white-on-black print feels sharp and deadpan, exactly how a bodyguard should look.
Who it's for
Here is the costume for the dad or mom walking three steps behind a small girl in wings and a glitter wand on trick-or-treat night. Add real aviators and an earpiece and you are done. The fairy blowing stars in one lens is the little one you are protecting, which is the whole joke.













