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First Coffee Then Chaos
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First Coffee Then Chaos

$21.95 · Unisex T-Shirt
Fit Unisex
Style T-Shirt
Color Black
Size M

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Raccoon coffee tee with witty wisdom—a humorous design for caffeine lovers and anyone who recognizes the chaos of everyday life.

The story behind this design

A detailed line-art raccoon sits center chest, holding a mug of coffee in its paws with a knowing expression. Above reads 'First Coffee' in bold capitals, and below 'Then Chaos' completes the thought. The illustration style is clean and sketch-like, rendered in white on black, giving it a casual, relatable quality. The raccoon feels like a trusted confidant—mischievous yet wise—perfectly capturing that moment before caffeine hits and the day begins. It's humor grounded in truth: coffee first, deal with whatever comes next.

Who it's for

Ideal for coffee addicts, night-shift workers, parents juggling multiple responsibilities, and anyone who runs on caffeine and humor. Gift this to a coworker who's always the first one reaching for coffee, a friend with a chaotic morning routine, or someone who appreciates animal-themed humor that actually lands.

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