First Coffee Then Jiu Jitsu tee pairs a spirited sloth warrior with bold comic-style text—a humorous daily-routine essential for practitioners.
The story behind this design
A playful sloth dominates the center, dressed in a martial arts gi with belt, holding a steaming coffee mug triumphantly aloft with one hand while the other strikes a fierce martial arts pose. The sloth's expression is animated and determined despite the animal's inherent slowness—the humor is instant. Bold, oversized comic-book style text in hot pink and bright cyan reads 'First Coffee = Then Jiu Jitsu' in classic action-comic lettering. The art style is cartoon-bold with thick black outlines and expressive anatomy. The color scheme pops: tan and brown sloth on white background, vibrant pink and cyan text, black details. The vibe is lighthearted and relatable—this isn't serious athlete wear; it's candid, funny, and self-aware about the early-morning hustle that mat training demands.
Who it's for
This is made for jiu jitsu practitioners and BJJ enthusiasts of all levels who recognize the daily reality: coffee first, training second. Perfect as a gift for someone who trains regularly, whether they're a brand-new white belt or years into their journey. Works for anyone in combat sports who appreciates self-deprecating humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Also appeals to coffee lovers who happen to grapple, or anyone who gets the early-morning grind of any discipline. Ideal for gym wear, casual outings, or making fellow practitioners smile and nod in recognition.
