Sarcastic nutrition label tee with humorous attributes like hardworking and caffeine—perfect for foresters who appreciate workplace humor and inside jokes.
The story behind this design
The design mimics a classic nutrition facts label, but every ingredient tells the real story of a forester's day. Listed percentages include hardworking at 500%, caffeine at 400%, patience at 250%, multi-tasking at 300%, passing at 200%, dedication at 340%, and sleeplessness at 290%, with sleep comically at 0%. Below sits a nutrition info table with commitment, blood, sweat, and tears quantified. The font is crisp and authoritative, the layout instantly recognizable, and the humor unmistakable—this is a tee for someone who can laugh at the demands of their profession while wearing it like a badge of honor.
Who it's for
This shirt speaks to foresters, outdoor workers, and land professionals who live the exhausting, rewarding reality of the job. It's perfect as a gag gift for a colleague, a retirement or milestone celebration for a long-time forester, or a way for someone in the field to signal their dark sense of humor. Co-workers will instantly get the joke, making it ideal for crews and team gatherings.
