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I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a-Base
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I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a-Base

$21.95 · Unisex T-Shirt
Fit Unisex
Style T-Shirt
Color Black
Size M

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Vintage dad-joke tee featuring a floppy disk icon and retro sunset, perfect for fathers who love corny humor and early-2000s nostalgia.

The story behind this design

This design merges two forms of obsolescence into one clever joke: the text 'I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a-Base' (a play on 'database') sits above an illustration of a tilted floppy disk, rendered against a warm retro sunset gradient of red, orange, and yellow layering into cool blue. The disk, once the standard for data storage, becomes the visual punchline—a humorous nod to both outdated technology and the timeless tradition of dad humor. The distressed, vintage aesthetic (visible texture and color grading) adds authenticity and warmth. The layout is simple and balanced, with the sunset providing visual interest while keeping focus on the wordplay. The overall tone is playful and self-aware, celebrating dad culture through design.

Who it's for

Dads with a sense of humor, tech enthusiasts who appreciate retro computing, and anyone who loves groan-worthy puns will wear this unironically. It's ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, office gift exchanges with funny colleagues, or anyone old enough to remember floppy disks who doesn't mind being the butt of a good-natured joke. Tech workers, IT professionals, and dads who've embraced their 'dad joke' reputation will especially appreciate it.

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