Humorous disc golf tee capturing the beautiful chaos of the sport—a must-have for players who've experienced every side of the game.
The story behind this design
This design captures the unspoken truth every disc golfer knows but rarely admits. White text on black lays out the honest progression: 'I Don't Always Play Disc Golf. Sometimes I Eat and Sleep and Once I Even Left the Course.' It's self-aware humor that lands because it's true—the sport has a way of consuming your attention even when you're away. A basket graphic sits centered in the text, rendered in clean white lines. The typography feels casual and handwritten, giving the whole thing a confessional tone, like an inside joke among players. There's wisdom in admitting you're obsessed, and this shirt wears it proudly.
Who it's for
Competitive and casual players alike who can laugh at their own disc golf addiction. Ideal for someone who's dragged friends to the course at dawn, taken vacation days to hit new layouts, or constantly talks about discs at dinner. Great as a gag gift for the player everyone knows takes the sport too seriously, or as a personal badge of honor for those who've made peace with their obsession.













