Humorous logger tee with self-aware confidence message—great for arborists, tree service workers, and anyone who loves forestry trade humor.
The story behind this design
A black tee with white distressed lettering reading 'I'm Not Saying That I'm Perfect But I Am A Logger And That Is Pretty Close.' The all-caps text fills most of the chest, using a weathered, worn typeface that feels authentic and casual. There's no illustration, just bold, straightforward words delivered with dry humor. The tone is self-assured without arrogance—it's the kind of thing a seasoned logger or arborist would actually say. The worn aesthetic of the lettering adds to the authenticity, like a work shirt that's seen real use.
Who it's for
Loggers, arborists, tree service crew members, and forestry workers will genuinely appreciate this. It's perfect for someone who loves their trade and has a sense of humor about their own competence. Gift it to a logger friend, an arborist mentor, someone starting in the timber industry, or as a retirement present for someone leaving the profession. Works beautifully as shop banter or for anyone who takes pride in skilled forestry work.













