This black tee features a neon cat graphic and witty text for buyers who enjoy sarcastic style, retro visuals, and playful everyday humor.
The story behind this design
A black shirt displays a cool cat wearing sunglasses against a glowing synthwave sunset, palm silhouettes, and a purple grid horizon. The bold white phrase I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING sits above the artwork, while the lower message adds a sarcastic punchline. Bright pink, purple, and blue tones create a retro digital atmosphere with a playful attitude. The design blends humor, vintage computer-era visuals, and a laid-back feline character into a graphic that feels fun, clever, and distinctly casual. It brings a mischievous personality to a classic dark tee.
Who it's for
A sarcastic cat lover would wear this shirt during a casual meetup, with I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING showing a dry sense of humor. The purple sunglasses cat brings extra personality and suits someone who enjoys playful remarks, clever sayings, and a relaxed night with friends.













