Funny warning tee for contractors, demolition workers, and anyone who breaks things professionally.
The story behind this design
Oversized white text dominates black: 'Warning I break things for a living,' topped with a hand plane tool rendered in bold line art. The layout is direct and no-frills, the kind of transparent truth you'd see on a job-site sign or tool belt. The plane tool is centered and detailed enough to read clearly from a distance—solid, working-class imagery that speaks to skill and intention. The phrase carries wry humor: breaking things sounds chaotic until you remember it's your trade, your expertise, the thing you're good at. The design celebrates competence without pretension, the pride of hands-on work.
Who it's for
Construction workers, contractors, demolition specialists, carpenters, and anyone whose job involves taking things apart or down. Works as a gift for people who take pride in their work and appreciate humor that's grounded in reality. Also suits makers and tinkerers who've explained 'I was breaking it to fix it' one too many times.
