Lacrosse player tee with retro rainbow vibes and a tongue-in-cheek slogan—perfect humor for anyone who plays or loves the sport.
The story behind this design
A bold statement reads 'I Beat People with A Stick' in white, with two lacrosse sticks crossed overhead flanking a ball, rendered in a classic retro style. Behind the words, a vintage-inspired rainbow arc sits in muted orange, coral, yellow, and blue—evoking '70s and '80s design sensibilities without irony. The humor is straightforward and specific to the sport: a play on what lacrosse actually is, stated with zero filter. The retro color palette and weathered texture keep it playful rather than aggressive. It's the kind of shirt a lacrosse player wears to practice or around town, clearly aware they're making people smile (or do a double-take).
Who it's for
For lacrosse players with a sense of humor about their sport, whether they're fifteen or thirty-five. Perfect gift for the player who takes the game seriously but doesn't take themselves too seriously, or for anyone attending a lacrosse tournament looking for team spirit with an edge.













