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I'd Rather Be Dry Humping
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I'd Rather Be Dry Humping

$21.95 · Unisex T-Shirt
Fit Unisex
Style T-Shirt
Color Black
Size M

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Humorous black tee with weathered white text for anyone who'd rather be working with equipment than sitting around.

The story behind this design

A cheeky, straightforward statement in distressed lettering across the chest. The worn-in typography—faded and cracked—gives it a vintage workwear vibe, as if the message has been lived and tested on the job. There's no elaborate imagery, just honest text that makes its point with dry wit. The aesthetic feels authentically industrial, the kind of thing someone might screen-print themselves in a workshop. It's understated humor paired with a no-frills design approach, letting the words do all the talking.

Who it's for

People who work with their hands and equipment, who genuinely prefer the job over idle time. Mechanics, operators, and outdoor workers who recognize themselves in the sentiment. Anyone with a dry sense of humor who appreciates a straightforward joke. Good for someone who lives for their work, enjoys practical gifts, or appreciates apparel that doesn't try too hard.

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