Humorous tee declaring priorities: coffee, Border Collies, and selective friendships—a relatable statement for introverted dog lovers.
The story behind this design
A witty, minimalist design that speaks to the soul of the introverted dog person. The text dominates the shirt in an outlined, dimensional font style with color gradients: 'I Like' in red, 'Coffee' in warm gold, 'My Border Collies' in the same gold, and 'And Maybe 3 People' in cool teal. Each line is stacked simply, letting the humor land without visual clutter. The typography—with its hollow, striped effect—gives the design a retro, hand-drawn quality that feels honest and self-deprecating. It's funny without trying too hard, relatable without being a cliché.
Who it's for
Perfect for dog owners with a dry sense of humor, introverts, and anyone who ranks their dog above most humans. Great as a gift for the friend who always chooses their pup over social plans, or for someone navigating life with introversion and a beloved breed. Coffee lovers will especially appreciate the priorities spelled out here.













