ALS awareness tee with humorous text and raccoon illustration, honoring supporters and those affected by the disease.
The story behind this design
This design balances humor with heart. A blue awareness ribbon sits beside a raccoon illustration rendered in detailed, expressive style with piercing eyes and layered blues and blacks. The raccoon's expression is serious and knowing, adding emotional weight to the piece. White and blue distressed text reads 'I'm Not Drunk I Have ALS' in bold, all-caps letters with stars scattered throughout, followed by 'I Have' on a banner and additional stars below. The distressed, textured typography gives it a grungy, lived-in feel that signals authenticity rather than marketing. This is clearly a shirt worn by someone directly connected to the disease—whether a patient, caregiver, family member, or advocate. It uses dark humor as a coping and awareness tool, the kind of message that starts conversations.
Who it's for
Designed for ALS patients, caregivers, family members, and dedicated advocates seeking to raise awareness and spark dialogue. Suitable for fundraising events, support group gatherings, or anyone who wants to wear their commitment visibly. Works as a gift for someone navigating an ALS diagnosis or honoring someone they've lost, and appeals to people who appreciate designs that handle serious topics with authenticity and wit.













