Funny workout tee in bold red and white with a humorous take on fitness intensity and personal records.
The story behind this design
White and red dominate this design, conveying urgency and humor in equal measure. The text reads as an emergency instruction—if I pass out, please note my time—a joke that lands only with people who push themselves in training. A red boxed banner emphasizes the punchline, while decorative red stars frame the message, giving it a retro, almost badge-like quality. It's designed to get knowing laughs in the gym or at a meet. The tone is cheeky, confident, and speaks to that specific mindset where personal best is everything.
Who it's for
Lifters, runners, CrossFit athletes, and anyone who tracks their performance obsessively will connect instantly. Great for someone preparing for a competition, recovering from a new personal record, or who simply appreciates the humor in taking fitness seriously. A solid gift for a training partner or mentor who celebrates the grind.













