Motorcycles and golf humor tee with a distressed motorcycle illustration and bold typography for riders with a laugh.
The story behind this design
This black tee plays on the absurd choice between the thrill of riding and the patience of the greens. A detailed, weathered motorcycle illustration anchors the design, rendered in white linework with genuine mechanical detail. Bold, distressed serif lettering frames the bike with the full premise: 'Imagine Knowing Motorcycles Exist' above, then 'And Then Choosing Golf As A Hobby' below, separated by decorative bars and small stars. The worn, vintage print style gives it authenticity—like a design that's earned its attitude over time. It's witty without trying too hard, speaking to anyone who's chosen one passion over another and knows there's no going back.
Who it's for
Motorcycle enthusiasts who appreciate self-aware humor, riders who've heard every golf joke, and anyone who loves gear that signals their priorities with a smirk. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. Works as a gift for the person who's already committed to their ride and loves a tee that shows their sense of humor.
