Humorous landscaper pricing guide tee with a tiered hourly rate breakdown, perfect for anyone in lawn and grounds maintenance work.
The story behind this design
A comedy menu board brought to life on fabric. This design lists 'Landscaper Hourly Rates' in bold white serif typography at the top, then breaks down five escalating price tiers with sharp humor: $100/hr minimum, jumping to $150 if you watch, $175 if you help, $200 if you worked on it first, and $250 if you tell me how to do my job. A small line-art wrench icon sits in the corner. The rates are presented in a clean, professional restaurant-menu style that contrasts perfectly with the comedic message. It's the kind of shirt that gets knowing laughs from anyone who's ever had to explain their labor costs to a client.
Who it's for
Ideal for professional landscapers, garden crews, and maintenance specialists who deal with scope creep and unsolicited advice. Give it to a business owner frustrated by clients offering free opinions, or to a team that bonds over the realities of customer interactions. Great for someone transitioning to self-employment or running their own landscaping operation. Also works as a gag gift for anyone in service trades who's felt that 'tell me how to do my job' moment.
