Lineman tee with skull and lightning bolt design for utility workers who don't fear the job—only God and their spouse.
The story behind this design
This design speaks to the unspoken code of lineworkers everywhere. A stark white skull faces forward, marked with a lightning bolt down the center, flanked by power poles stretching into the distance. Above, a gold banner reads 'I'm a Lineman I Fear'; below, the punchline lands hard: 'God and My Wife You Are Neither.' The artwork uses a classic biker-tattoo aesthetic—crisp line work on black, with bold serif typography and metallic gold accents. It's darkly funny and unapologetic, capturing the swagger of someone who climbs poles for a living and knows exactly where the real authority lies.
Who it's for
Utility linemen, power company workers, and anyone in the electrical trades will recognize themselves immediately. Gift this to a lineman who appreciates irreverent humor, has a strong marriage, or just wants to wear something that makes other workers smile. Perfect for birthdays, retirement gifts, or just saying 'I get your job and your life.'
