A black Halloween tee with four border collies dressed as a ghost, vampire, pumpkin, and skeleton, reading Because People Are Creepy, for collie owners.
The story behind this design
Four black and white border collies line up across the chest in full costume. One peeks out from a tattered ghost sheet with ears poking through, one wears a purple-lined vampire cape with a skull clasp, one sits inside a round jack-o-lantern suit with a stem cap, and the last is dressed in a bony skeleton outfit. Tiny pumpkins, cobwebs, bats, and stars fill the gaps. Below, gothic cream lettering reads Border Collies, with Because People Are Creepy underneath and curly web flourishes. The sketchy, vintage print style gives it a dry, introverted wit.
Who it's for
Great for the guy who would honestly rather spend Saturday hiking with his herding dog than making small talk at a party. The line about creepy people says what he is thinking. Wear it to hand out candy on the porch, dog at his side greeting every trick-or-treater.













