Funny security guard tee with sunglasses and retro banner design on black—humorous, confident wearable art for those in the field or who love witty humor.
The story behind this design
This design combines nostalgic Americana with workplace comedy: a blue banner stretches across the top reading Security Guard, while below sits a pair of white-framed aviator sunglasses with sparkle detail inside the lenses. Beneath the glasses, flowing white script reads Lookin' Sexy, with another blue banner anchoring the bottom declaring Is Part of My Job. The retro styling—reminiscent of vintage badges and official insignia—gives the cheeky message a polished, tongue-in-cheek charm. The color blocking of blue banners against black fabric and white graphics creates visual balance and playful energy.
Who it's for
Security guards, bouncers, and event staff who enjoy self-aware workplace humor will love wearing this. It's a perfect inside joke gift for someone in protective services or a fun way to celebrate a coworker's confidence. Great for team outings, casual work shifts, or anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
