Not The Worst Employee tee features three bold colored ribbons with sarcastic text—perfect for anyone with workplace humor and a wry sense of self-awareness.
The story behind this design
A black tee with three stacked ribbon banners in red, green, and gold, each holding a line of white text that reads Not The Worst / Worst / Employee. The layout is symmetrical and badge-like, with clean sans-serif lettering and a clean graphic style. It's the kind of design that makes your coworkers laugh because it's honest without being mean—a self-aware nod to just getting the job done and surviving the workday. The color blocking gives it a retro badge or merit-ribbon feel, blending humor with straightforward visual confidence.
Who it's for
Perfect for office workers, retail staff, freelancers, and anyone who finds comedy in the mundane side of employment. Great gift for coworkers you actually like, Secret Santa exchanges, or anyone celebrating a work anniversary or promotion with humor intact. Also works for people who simply appreciate sarcasm on their sleeve.













