Roofer tee displaying a witty tiered pricing breakdown, from minimum rate to consulting rate, perfect for roofing professionals.
The story behind this design
A yellow hard hat and hammer graphic sits above a humorous price list laid out in columns and rows against a black tee. The copy uses gold text to break down "Roofer Hourly Rate" with escalating fees: $100/hr minimum, $180/hr if you watch, $200/hr if you help, $300/hr if you worked on it first, and $499/hr if you tell me how to do my job. Each line is precisely formatted like a service menu, blending dry wit with the frustration any skilled tradesperson knows—the comedy of dealing with bystanders, backseat workers, and know-it-alls on the job. The design feels professional yet irreverent, speaking directly to roofing industry humor.
Who it's for
Essential for roofers, roofing contractors, and anyone who has ever had to explain their craft or defend their pricing. Makes a perfect gift for a roofing business owner tired of unsolicited advice, a birthday present for a crew member, or a funny thank-you tee for a roofer friend. Anyone who has worked a skilled trade and resented interference or second-guessing will instantly connect with this shirt.
