San Jose Girl tee styled as a nutrition label—a fun, humorous take on local pride with stats celebrating hard work, skill, and sass.
The story behind this design
This design mimics the format of a food label with San Jose Girl as the header and Serving Size declaring 1 Amazing Woman. Below sits a nutrition facts table listing traits as percentages: Hard Working at 1000%, Unrivaled Skill at 500%, Passion, Wrong Answers at 0%, Multitasking over 100%, and Sassy at 200%. The joke lands on exaggeration and celebration—these aren't realistic percentages, which is the point. It's playful, confident, and clever without being mean. The clean black and white layout keeps it readable and classic.
Who it's for
Ideal for women from San Jose or anyone who identifies with the vibe. Great gift for friends celebrating their hometown roots, coworkers with San Jose pride, or anyone who loves humor tied to identity. Suits occasions where you want to give something fun but also genuinely affectionate.













