A humor tee for the witty and fluent—list your three languages: English, sarcasm, and profanity in bold green checkmarks.
The story behind this design
Bold, uppercase green text announces 'I'm Fluent in 3 Languages' at the top, followed by three clean lines, each marked with a green checkbox and white lettering: 'English,' 'Sarcasm,' and 'Profanity.' The design is direct, unfussy, and relies entirely on the wit of the premise—there's no illustration, no flourish, just stark honesty in a straightforward layout. The bright green against black creates sharp contrast and an almost official feel, as though this is a real resume of your conversational toolkit. The humor lands because of its clarity and the willing admission that appeals to people who see their personality reflected in the joke.
Who it's for
This speaks to sharp-witted adults who appreciate self-aware humor and aren't afraid to laugh at themselves. It's a great gift for coworkers or friends known for their quick wit and sarcasm, or for anyone who identifies as 'blunt' and wears that as a badge. Perfect for office settings where people enjoy clever banter, or casual environments where bold humor fits the culture.
