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This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Goose
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This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Goose

$21.95 · Unisex T-Shirt
Fit Unisex
Style T-Shirt
Color Black
Size M

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Humorous goose shirt with text claiming it's all a disguise—for people who identify more with waterfowl than humans.

The story behind this design

A cartoon goose rendered in soft browns, whites, and gray fills the chest, viewed from the side. Below, white text announces 'This Is My Human Costume / I'm Really A Goose,' playing on the idea that the wearer is just pretending to be human. The goose itself has simple, friendly proportions and sits confidently on the shirt, while the split text (one line above, one below) frames the joke. It's quirky and self-deprecating without being cynical, blending absurdist humor with animal-identity comedy that appeals to people who enjoy being weird.

Who it's for

People with a quirky sense of humor, introverts who feel alien in social settings, and goose lovers will immediately connect. Ideal as a gag gift for weird friends, for anyone who jokes about not being human, or for people who appreciate absurdist graphics. Suits anyone who wants to wear their personality on their sleeve—literally.

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