Humorous kids shirt with bold red and black text on white, a funny reminder of those ridiculous things adults claim to keep children in line.
The story behind this design
This tee prints a cheeky parental confession in bold typography: the phrase 'We Don't Lick People' appears in mixed red and black letters at the top, followed by a line break and the smaller text 'Lies Adults Tell Kids' below. The design plays on the absurd warnings parents give to kids, rendered in a straightforward, graphic style that reads like a funny public service announcement. The high-contrast color scheme—red, black, and white—keeps the message punchy and readable. It's lighthearted without being mean-spirited, the kind of design that makes parents and older siblings crack a smile.
Who it's for
Parents, aunts, uncles, and older siblings who want to wear their parenting humor openly will love this. It's perfect as a gift for someone who just became a parent, a baby shower gag present, or for anyone who spends time around kids and appreciates honest, funny commentary on childhood logic. Works equally well for adults who just like irreverent, playful typography tees.
